standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

(Source: timetoputonashow)

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

(Source: fuks)

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

lutecestofficial:

picture of me trying to write

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dickprincess:

this was such an important moment in world history

dickprincess:

this was such an important moment in world history

(Source: gotitforcheap)